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Saturday, April 22, 2017

Truth Revealed: Illegal Aliens Voting

For decades there have been worried about people voting illegally. Some dismiss those votes as nothing of concern, but that might be because those people are voting the way they want. We should work to insure every vote cast is a legal one.


Friday, April 21, 2017

Dead Fail To Turn Out For Hillary

Dead people have traditionally turned out for democrats. Pew Research numbers might indicate this trend is reversing. Read the 2014 edition


Berkely Campus On lockdown

AntiFa protests at Berkley University became violent as they clashed with Trump supporters. Trump supporter was arrested for looking mean at snowflake protester. Berkley protester found in tears after breaking fingernail on protest sign. Police spokesperson: "Protest ended after parents arrived and sent protesters to their rooms without supper—Tears ensued."

More protests are expected after a bottle and diaper change.

In other news: Classes closed and students sent to counseling after conservative speaker discusses the Constitution. Berkley suspends future speakers who might say something the students don't like. A female student: "These people should be hung for thinking a country should have borders."